The F-cking Adapter Plus With Beige Dildo

This adapter fits most standard reciprocating saws for endless penetration with incredible thrust. It comes with a realistically textured dildo. The smooth head is tapered for easy insertion, and is a standard size. The dildo has a vacuum seal base, so you can use it with Vac-U-Lock accessories, as well as most sex machines that have a Vac-U-Lock or vacuum seal component.

Dildo is 7 inches long, 1.5 inches diameter. Adapter is 5.5 inches long, 1 inch diameter. Saw and machines sold separately.